val-and-the-gals:

this is how it be honestly

Australia burning: geoengineered firestorms and DEW-triggered arson fires: undefined

Nearly 200 people arrested across Australia for deliberately starting bushfires: undefined

The cloud of deception.

unfaggy:

me: *falls down stairs*
me knowing nothing about astrology: wow so mercury really is in Gatorade

yamelcakes:

hey guys I’m so mad that three-year-olds don’t understand irony bc literally two of my students were fighting over a book titled “Why Should I Share?” today

glassbonespaperskin:

did you know that money can talk?? mine is always saying goodbye 🙁

basedheisenberg:

glitterandrocketfuel:

jadedsoggy:

athenathebamf:

comradenine:

stonesibare:

awfulbear:

kaedien:

boot up, Bitch

Boot up, Bitch!

MOOD! #2019goals

“Boot up, bitch!” is an affirmation

Y’all better take that energy into 2020 and stop playing

#BootUp2020

in case anyone thinks this means “toughen up”

Those boot covers are tools. those spikes aren’t an inherent part of the boots

your friends, your family, meds if you need them, therapy, healthy life changes when you can, these things are your boots

get your boots on and climb those stairs at your own pace, aka: Boot Up, Bitches! We’re making 2020 the year we recover

Please note the handrails on either side. Don’t be afraid to ask for and accept the helping hands that come along.

sexycraisinthanos:

scoobydoosuggestion:

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr