Category: phil lester

EATING GREEK FOOD SO OFTEN AND COMING HERE FOR VOCATIONS THE LAST 2 YEAR IS GREAT BUT WHEN IT COMES TO COMING HERE FOR THE ACTUAL CREW.NOOO WHATS THAT?
IM NOT HATING IM JUST MAD AND ALSO GYROS IS BETTER DAN.CHOOSE WISELY WHAT U EAT

*inhales* OH WAS GREECE GREAT WHEN U TWO CAME HERE FOR HOLIDAYS AND LIVED UR GAY LOVE LIFE BUT NOW THAT U HAVE A WORLDWIDE TOUR U ARE LIKE “OH WHAT IS GREECE?” “OH GREECE MORE LIKE I ONLY KNOW IT WHEN WE WANT TO FUCK EACH OTHER IN A GREAT ISLAND WITH A GREEK SALAD BETWEEN OUR LEGS”

I am not the only one who sees the difference right?

Why phil’s hair is so flat?
Why are they like this?
Is this the end of the world?

I showed phil’s video to my mum and she said that he is in Ntio (a greek island near crete)

Phil and Cristine are part of the illuminati

I don’t even have a theory.Idk what is going on

Dan has a chocking kink because he wants to choke every demon phannie to death 

Suck a mother fucking dick if you think Dan and phil didn’t do a liveshow this week because they have a dog now or they are going to come out in the next one.I think they are mad at us because we are creepy and annoying af.So stop musterbating to this thought and fucking realise that you should fucking R E S P E C T their privacy to T E L L you some stuff
El ol el bye

The real reason why I think phan is real