Category: phan

*inhales* OH WAS GREECE GREAT WHEN U TWO CAME HERE FOR HOLIDAYS AND LIVED UR GAY LOVE LIFE BUT NOW THAT U HAVE A WORLDWIDE TOUR U ARE LIKE “OH WHAT IS GREECE?” “OH GREECE MORE LIKE I ONLY KNOW IT WHEN WE WANT TO FUCK EACH OTHER IN A GREAT ISLAND WITH A GREEK SALAD BETWEEN OUR LEGS”

Dan seemed like he is not going to do a video for the dna test.Did illuminati force him?

Phil and Cristine are part of the illuminati

The real reason why I think phan is real

I want to tell my opinion about the all “dan and phil share the same room”.Ik this account is just for fun but yeah.
I don’t think Dan and Phil share a room.First of all, have you seen dan’s room?In the liveshow it was obvious that the main colors of Dan’s was black,grey,silver and woody fucking idk color.I don’t think Phil would want to be his main room.Maybe if it had a little color I guess maybe.Also Dan doesn’t open the curtain (as he said in the liveshow i think) and this shit isn’t for Phil.
Also,Dan and phil are very careful with the whole yt thing.If they had the same fucking room,they wouldn’t even say or share any pictures of it.They could fucking make the office their room and have separate rooms only for their yt channel or idk personal time?
So yeah I don’t think they share the same room but idk if phan is real
Bye

You can see the house is literally empty.I have some logical about this.

1.Phil is dead
Phil died inside the new house while they were moving.Dan wanted to bring Phil back so he summoned with a devil.In return he wanted…all the furniture in their house except Phil’s amd the stupid ass chair

2.They are part of the illuminati
Their furniture were too illuminati for us so they throw them away

3.ILLUMINATI KEEP THEM IN THIS HOUSE.
They can’t buy anything if they dont go outside.

4.Dan is a stripper
Dan has a stripper pole in his room.Thats why he took the big one

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Wake up phandom 🙂

illuminati enough?