Category: danisnotonfire

Has prince William have watched this?

*inhales* OH WAS GREECE GREAT WHEN U TWO CAME HERE FOR HOLIDAYS AND LIVED UR GAY LOVE LIFE BUT NOW THAT U HAVE A WORLDWIDE TOUR U ARE LIKE “OH WHAT IS GREECE?” “OH GREECE MORE LIKE I ONLY KNOW IT WHEN WE WANT TO FUCK EACH OTHER IN A GREAT ISLAND WITH A GREEK SALAD BETWEEN OUR LEGS”

Dan is a stripper

Dan seemed like he is not going to do a video for the dna test.Did illuminati force him?

I don’t even have a theory.Idk what is going on

Dan has a chocking kink because he wants to choke every demon phannie to death 

Ok but I think Illuminati asked Dan to rebrand because they couldn’t have someone naming hisself as Dani snot on fire.Thats too embarrassing for the illuminati

The real reason why I think phan is real

You can see the house is literally empty.I have some logical about this.

1.Phil is dead
Phil died inside the new house while they were moving.Dan wanted to bring Phil back so he summoned with a devil.In return he wanted…all the furniture in their house except Phil’s amd the stupid ass chair

2.They are part of the illuminati
Their furniture were too illuminati for us so they throw them away

3.ILLUMINATI KEEP THEM IN THIS HOUSE.
They can’t buy anything if they dont go outside.

4.Dan is a stripper
Dan has a stripper pole in his room.Thats why he took the big one