Tumblr: We care about listening to our users and creating a safe and positive environment.

Users: Cool then could you please make the site fucking operate correctly and also do something about the rampant porn bots, nazis, and pedos?

Tumblr: Hmmm no.

Apple: You’re banned from the App Store for not doing anything.

Tumblr: ooOOP! We did a oopsy boopsy! Tumblr machine broke lmaooo A R T B L O G B L O C K E D