iamjustaficreader: bababooey-official: admira…

iamjustaficreader:

bababooey-official:

admirablyamber:

secondbeatsongs:

“Old Town Road” with every other beat removed

HAT IS BLACK

BOOTS IS BLACK

RIDING HORSE

YOU CAN PORSCHE

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lalondes:

sweetstardrop:

lalondes:

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

homicidalsean-dlt: chongoblog: froborr: stum…

homicidalsean-dlt:

chongoblog:

froborr:

stumbleoutermales:

personpitch2007:

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

WHAT THE FUCK

shadowfreak11: spiritofwaterandfire: turnabou…

shadowfreak11:

spiritofwaterandfire:

turnabout4spoopy:

naruhodou-kun:

unofficialdragon:

lesprisenpati:

aidenmorse:

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

Aesthetic

Your Honor, there is a clear contradiction in this photo. 

As you can see from this piece of evidence, Gatorade bottles are topped with an orange lid. 

But in the photo above, the lids are black. Which means that the bottles in this photo can’t be Gatorade bottles.

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Mr. Wright, didn’t you go to art school? I sure didn’t, but I still know what happens when you mix orange and blue!

In case you forgot, take a look at this!

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If you look closely, you can even see an orange tint! 

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And what else can you see? The classic gatorade G. Your honor, I think this case is closed!

well that was much shorter than usual

she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short

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tiktoks-i-like:

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mhevet:

mhevet:

mhevet:

small-chekov:

if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

my f

my feet are cold

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drakotts:

toalltheshowsilove:

capricorpus:

hexglyphs:

hexglyphs:

*experiences romance once* augh… my delicate constitution… *develops consumptive fever and falls into a coma*

did you attend middle school in the 19th century or something

i lived in a really rural town and we were doing an incubation unit in science at the time and the teacher joked that we’d better keep the baby chicks away from Kyle’s (the boy who kissed her) lips and then everyone jumped on the bandwagon and made fun of him for having the kiss of death and then he ran into the woods after school and climbed into a tree and howled for a little while in anguish (at the time his friends were also doing this really big werewolf roleplay thing) but then came down after his mom came to pick him up

he felt really bad about getting her (Katie) sick so he put all of his silly bandz in a box to give her after she got better but then the very day she returned he didn’t go to school and we never heard from him again because his whole family had left town. and like he kissed her in the first place because it was his last chance to do it since he was moving from town the next week but like the timing was crazy given the circumstances

anyway Katie got better and then she had a monopoly on the seventh grade for a little while because she had a crazy amount of silly bandz which were like a symbol of coolness so she became really popular for a solid three weeks or so and everyone forgot she kissed a werewolf and then immediately fell ill so it all worked out in the end

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prehistories:

prehistories:

the concept of people being born in the 00s and being on this website or the internet in general will never stop giving me a minor heart attack every time bc my brain stopped processing time in like 2008 so anyone born in like 2003 is automatically assumed to be in kindergarten until i realize they’re old enough to drive

someone: im 16

me: ok cool

someone: that means i was born in 2003

me:

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nouveaured:

What’s coming will shake us to the core. Da…

What’s coming will shake us to the core.

David DuByne joins me to discuss the impending global food collapse and how life is going to become very difficult for the majority of people on planet earth over the next decade. As we move toward the Agenda 2030 endgame, it is imperative that you prepare.