Hey Horace can you hold an infinity stone?

Hey Horace can you hold an infinity stone?

Cant Hold Shit 

te-amo-corazon: unclewalk: So you paid more t…

te-amo-corazon:

unclewalk:

So you paid more than they did?

this whole thread is hilarious. they break down and admit to having daddy buy the house, and then dude admits that he never bought a realty record and that they told on themselves lmfao

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one-time-i-dreamt:

I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself exept for the fact that his name rhymed with ‘Time’ so he started calling himself Time.

I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me “Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”

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implicating:

*texts bae at 3am* hey baby, according to this buzzfeed quiz you’re only 48% in love with me ????? hmm 📝

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pajamaben:

Rules for meeting a dog:

1) be cool

2) pet it

3) do not steal it

4) stop running from the owner

5) put it down

6) this isn’t worth jail time

6 is a LIE, it is most definitely worth the jail time….

Photo

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magikyle:

The Deep State

The Deep State

rolanslide: the-transfeminine-mystique: throwb…

rolanslide:

the-transfeminine-mystique:

throwback to my ladies 500 years ago who knew how to fuckin party

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arsenalguts:

me to the little ceasers man: beware the ides of march

little ceaser: pizza pizza