gluten-free-pussy:

medusabraids:

‪90s babies how do we feel about entering our 30s in this new decade?‬

hohohobutmadefashion:

when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like

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libertybill:

frosty3thefrostening:

tilthat:

TIL John Quincy Adams (6th US President) was a ‘hollow earther’ and wanted to meet ‘the mole people’. He authorized an expedition to find them.

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Last woke president

fakelanguage:

tilthat:

TIL In the middle ages some kings had clothes made from “Salamander fur” which were completely fire-proof and bright white. The name likely comes from the common belief that Salamanders were “born from fire”. The clothes were actually made out of asbestos.

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Bend thine ear and harken: If thou or thy king hast been exposed to salamander fur, thou mightest be entitled to monies in recompense. Send thy fleetest paige for a free consultation overmorrow. Wait not!

zagreus:

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this will be my go-to excuse from now on

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shittymoviedetails:

In all action movies starring Tom Cruise he does his own stunts knowing that if he dies it will be his only chance at getting out his contract with the Church of Scientology

The cancer within modern medicine – 

Dr. B and The Sharp Edge.

losethehours:

indigobluerose:

squishyandiknowit:

hermionemollycharliepond:

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

This should be what nsfw means

Found Hitchcock and Scully’s lifehack list…

So you want me to believe that a schmuck who is too lazy to make a PBJ at home is going to clean up his mess after he uses the office paper cutter to halve his sandwich? I’d shove his head in a flaming wastepaper basket after a week of this shit.